1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours in anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it’s yours
11. if i pee’d on it, it’s mine.
12. if i stare at it long enough, it becomes mine
13. If I don’t like it, I will pee on it and it will still be mine
14. if i hump it, its mine
So I got this from a Tumblr Blog – Pup Chaos from Chicago, whom is also a Boot Black…
I have no comment really to make about this, only that it amused me.
Also my experiences would argue that when it comes to human pups , there is certainly an element of truth in the puppy rules of property.
Happy Paws to you all…
If its shinny, its mine.